Pre-emptive “defense

For one Jimmy-Doolittle style mission by a small group of religious-nutcase civilians using borrowed equipment and no weapons, we made aggressive and unprovoked war on two nations who had nothing to do with it, and our Bible-whacking oil-patch Jingoists are now waving their battle flags and demanding we start bombing Iran, Pakistan, Yemen, Syria, and even Venezuela.  Now for importing a popular agricultural produce that competes successfully with the pharmaceutical corporations that own our Congress, and their willingness to work here for less than we pay our poorest citizens, we are hooting and yowling to start shooting Mexicans. For all our patriotic call for liberty and alleged love of Jesus, we have become the most aggressive and destructive national assholes on the face of the Earth, prepared to nuke us all back to the stone age to prove it.