KIS for the S.

For Stupid Voters, Keep It Simple.

Orwell had it right. Police are not the pigs, they are the dogs. The pigs are the politicians and CEOs, intelligent but amoral, and they live only to fatten themselves. Remember the little pig Snowball, who tried to create public works to benefit all the animals? The pigs who traded the working horse Boxer for a box of jam had Snowball assassinated, called him a Jonesist, and then took credit for his ideas. They recognized most of the animals were not so smart, sheep, geese, and cattle, for whom the fine points of rhetoric went right over their heads, so they reduced every issue to a slogan. Today’s Republicans have done just that, and now have given us five such slogans which will answer any question that can be put to them. Here they are:
1. Drill, Baby, Drill.
2. Red, White, and Blue.
3. Jesus Christ.
4. Clinton’s penis.
5. Duuh, Pelosi.
“What must be done to save the economy?” Drill, Baby, Drill.
“How to save the failed education system?” Jesus Christ.
“What about corruption among Republicans?” Look at Clinton’s penis.
“What is wrong with all Democrat policy?” Duuh, Pelosi.
“Why continue the war against Islam?” JC, RWB, & DBD.
“How to lower the price of gas and football tickets?” DBD.
“What proves all Democrats are stupid socialists?” Duuh. You know who.
Go ahead, try it.